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Monday, 03 August 2009

  • Donuts are not your friend

     me:  family friend is over right now, my moms friend, she hasnt seen me in a bit, and first thing she says to me is eat more. what is up with that? i shouldve of replied with: "and you need to lay off the donuts you fatso".
     Wesley:  hahahaha
     me:  but that would've of been  silly of me to say so. its silly because its redundant , because the donuts infers she is fat.
     Wesley:  i dunno
    it's kind of nice being skinny
    better than being fat
     me:   grass is always greener on the other side. if i was a girl and i was fat she wouldnt say anything.

Saturday, 23 May 2009

  • Brianna is not here right now.

    Get this, this girl calls me earlier today, and i didnt answer because, 1), i was sleeping, and 2), i didnt know her number. She doesn't leave a voicemail message. So wait, at this point you are asking how do i know it is a "she"? Well, because she then calls again, just now, and i pick up, right? Right. And she asks me if Brianna is "here". I tell her "no", and she asks me if i am sure. I then tell her to hold on and let me check. So i put my phone down and i go to the kitchen and start on making myself breakfast.

    The end.

    p/s.: A breakfast meal that the Holiday Day Inn would approve. Full spread. Eggs and all.

Friday, 10 April 2009

  • Slickdeal: Great wireless keyboard & mouse for $28


    Here is an awesome deal on a great keyboard and mouse that i own. Let me give you a quick pro/con review of the aforementioned greatness, because i want to keep it real with you, my readers.

     Pros: 

        * There are enough keys that will allow you to type all the words within the latin alphabet, and enough leftover to allow you to express emoticons. :) . See, i told ya so.

         * The mouse has a LASER in it. Hello, the future.

         * There is a backspace AND a delete button for you to not only edit yourself but also keep you from coming off as a total asshole.

         * It wont censor you. BOOBIES. See, not censored.

         * Batteries are included, and they last. The mouse went 11 months without needing a change. What else will run 11 months on batteries without needing a change? Oh, the keyboard--still going strong.

         * The mouse is curved for your hand to cup. I would say it is a nice "A"-cup size albeit a small "A"-cup but a cup nonetheless. Thank you, Microsoft.

     

    Cons: 

        * It does not type for you.

         * It does not click for you.

         * It does not search porn for you.

         * It does not slice cheese for you.

     Link to the deal @ here. You can opt for free shipping to the Staples nearest you to save on a shipping charge.

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